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[Jul. 20th, 2006|12:06 am] |
ARGH! Life my friends has hit me like the time I hit the fox island bridge with my car. Fuck.
So what am I doing?? Err.....amda? Military? (DARE I SAY IT) finlandia? bartender/bum?
Soo many options
and yet I dont think any of them will fullfill me..... |
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[Apr. 9th, 2005|02:40 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Joleene | ] |
yeah i now have a myspace...it depresses me too... |
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[Apr. 9th, 2005|02:39 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Karen carpenter | ] |
last tongiht was interesting....
i went out to dinner with ellen and rose..which reminded me why i was such good friends with ellen at one point..shes fucking hilarious...then we all went to Julians concert.. (which was absolutely amazing that kid is talented i say).....
anyway afterwards around 10:00
(INTERESTING)
i was driving rose home...when they arose from the darkness. They were the most beautifull colors in the world.... dancing and swirlign about seductively...blinding me, intoxicating me..i could hardly breath as the red mingled with white and blue..at first i thought it was an angel coming to get me...for surely nothing could be that beautifull ......however as the lights got closer....closer...i saw through their deceptive ploy..and i realized it wasn't an angel..but a cop...........(sort of like an angel ONLY NOT) .......most people would quiver in fear at those lights...i however was overcome with a sudden urge to dance...either that or sing christmas carols (bright colored lights always do that to me)..so anyway....rose started to have convulsions in the seat next to me....
where as i turned into a complete dumbass i do that when im nervous...
The cop said I was going 70 in a 35 mile zone. How did I respond to this? HA ha ha ha…….im such a douche..well first i told the cop that not only was i speeding but i was speeding with a faulty car...my fuse system thingy doesn't work... you know why let him get me for one thing when he can get me for two...ha ha ha ha ....by then i was really nervous...this is when i turn into a complete douche...so i started making jokes and using spasmatic handsignals..I think i may have even sung the theme song to ghostbuster....….the cop just laughed told a joke of his own and let me off......he really was a nice cop....
i nearly shat myself...
then ha h ah aha ha ha hah HA H AH AHAHAH this is really funny...seriousally...im laughing right now...(ok maybe not, thats a lie)...
I was feeling all good.....you know, after escaping the near death experience I'm sure i would of had got if i had returned home that night wiht a ticket...
grinning .I turned to rose to congradulate her on playing it "cool" with the cop*sarcastic*...
when she started vomiting in my car....so what do I do?Smelling the vomit, and getting really wierded out and uncomfortable, i start to make jokes. (Knowing what i know now, i would seriousaly advise anyone that has a sick girl next to them in thier car to, wait until after their done spewing out their lungs to talk to them, or until your twenty feet away)
Rose starts laughing
Only instead of it being a healthy sound
I hear a gurling..or rather the sound of a cat being strangled, beaten, peed on and lit on fire all at once..only it wasnt a cat it was ROSE.....
She was choking on her own puke
Causing her to hiccup
Causing the vomit to spew all over my car
At that moment
I wanted to kick myself in the ass (only my feet dont move that way)
Instead I started vomiting
so great that i too, could share in this loving moment with rose...it was a cornucopia of love......
so I rolled down my window
And attempted to stear
While my head was outside the car staring at the road covered with the remenents of a once happy meal.....but alas now a sad meal..a depressed meal... a meal that needed prozac.....thats when i almost killed us....by going off the cliff...Okay maybe cliffs a bit overdone......I almost killed us by going off a LARGE hill......
anway..
thats my night
Generally i think im a preety good driver (most would argue) but tongiht my confidence was shaken like an abused baby
ps. i need to stop smoking....
pps. is it wierd that cop lights make me horny? or that im going to buy some and put them in my room next to my bed at night? |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2005|01:13 pm] |
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| | Freedom | ] |
YEAH FOR TUESDAY!
okay...so i'm loving my new dance teacher......she is getting my technique soo much better....we're going to build up my foundation....my technique has never been good :( *tear* my fouettes sucked!........even when i was doing ballet and pointe......but im soo stoked...its so much fun.....i love dance! JAZZZ! ...i have to work on my flexibility..and stop doing my tae-boe...as it is bulking up my muscles...which really isn't a good thing for dancers.....my thighs are HUGE!..its like im a beast.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!...........my knees are weak though and so are my ankles...its a bitch i say.....i have strength in only one part of my legs....which is kind of retarded......the fact that \my thighs are logs and my calves are twigs negates all beliefs in a benevolent and just god
i've been working on my abs too....ahh and belly dancing tommorow....whcih actually isn't as much fun as i thought i twas going to be....started it two months ago..its just so isolated...in your hips and stomach.....it doesn't give me the same sensation that jazz dancing or salsa does.....ballet never was my favorite either..but i liked modern.....for the whole..eh 7 months i took it....im sort of a drifter..i never really stay with one dance place too long...i think two years was longest..anwyay enough about dance
SALSA NEXT WEEKEND!....oh and belly dance firday wiith live drums ....
oh erin is gimp..she has five stiches in her hand...and i convulsed every time she showed me....i guess it goes back to teh time when i went through the window and had over 200 stiches in my body....i just cant stand to look at them..o rthink about them
ivy |
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[Mar. 11th, 2005|10:02 am] |
I am not legally able to rent porn and go to strip clubs! PRAISE TO ME!
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER HERE I COME!
oh oh...i convinced jamie nad micah to go salsa dancing next saturday WOOT! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2005|02:11 pm] |
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| | Fuck the Police | ] |
SO im going to italy next year! WEEEE! im soo fucking stoked....
however there are things that i am not stoked about
i.e. hierarcy of choir...politics and music should never even have to cross paths... |
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[Feb. 21st, 2005|05:33 pm] |
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| | if -you want my body | ] |
Taylor teague is a FUCKING girl..bonnie if you fucking read this..email me fucking back...I NEED MY BEST FRIEND!so i can fucking laugh my ass off .and eat a cake......cake is always good...especially with sprinkles....im kind of hungry....OH WE CAN BAKE FORTUNE CUPCAKES! and inside of one of the fortune cupcakes we can write the word duck, then give it to some random person on some random street corner..and when they read it ..hit them with a bat....either that or throw popits at their forehead...NOW WHO CONTROLS DESTINY?!!! HUH?! HUH?!
so heres the setting
i was sitting in the car next to my mom......dreaming while the sunlight played wtih my golden highlights......
when out of my mouth pops
"You know having tits isn't everything"
"and i was just thinking what a sweet little princess you look like" mom
oh oh oh..TRIP THIS WEEKEND! JAY! KELSEY! MICAH! JAMIE! JUSTIN! FLO! DANIELLE! WEEEEEE! and that new cool kid i met at the movies with erin shall be fun........ |
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[Feb. 21st, 2005|12:19 pm] |
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| |  pissed off | ] |
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| | PJ HARVEY | ] |
i got mud on my favorite pants..
all i want to know
is
WHEN?! WHY?! HOW?!
so i got in a fight today with my brother on the phone..about him being president..adn you know..all of "that" stuff..
when out of his mouth comes
"who pissed in your gene pool?" |
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[Feb. 5th, 2005|11:28 am] |
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| | ecstatic | ] |
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| | Phantom of the Opera | ] |
JOHN ISN"T DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
and now onto other good news...
IM GETTING MY TITS PIERCED!!!...weeeeeee.......I'm doing it with kelsey...this should be interesting...
oh oh oh..and FLOGGING MOLLY IS NEXT WEEKEND!!!! |
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[Jan. 27th, 2005|08:00 am] |
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| | Living with ghosts | ] |
JOHN IS DEAD!!!
JOOOOOOOOOOOOHN! |
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